Thoughts from the throne(drum)

I am actually living the dream. Our fans make it possible for us to go to the far reaches of the earth and play the best songs ever written for them! You guys are unbelievably dedicated and that works out perfect, because so are we. We are dedicated to producing the best records we can and then putting on the best shows possible. The venues are getting bigger, crowds are getting bigger, stages are getting bigger, my boner is getting WAY bigger, and we all win together. Thank you to everyone who has ever purchased a ticket, t shirt, album, or anything at all related to Steel Panther. It makes it possible for us to keep on rockin and touring! We would still rock, even if no one bought any of that shit, but it defo helps make it possible to get to places like Australia and Europe or the UK. I am stoked. Stix

Oh, where to start? First off, I have to say thank you to all the people who bought Balls Out so far and to all the people who will buy it in the future. We in Steel Panther make records full of songs that we love to play and also listen to. The vast majority of people who have shared their thoughts on the record have said incredibly wonderful things about it, and us as a band. There are, however, a handful of people who seem to find it necessary to share their obvious distaste for our music and our band in general, with the world. To those people, I’d like to take this opportunity to tell you guys specifically, to suck my dick. We didn’t write this record for you. We wrote it for people who love heavy metal songs that rock the fuck out of your cocks n pussies. There is one cunt who’s review stood out to me as she instructed the person reading her review to not listen to our music because it will, “morally corrupt and degrade you”. We are not curing cancer people. We are melting your faces with bitchin tunes. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. More importantly, stop being an asshole by imparting your shitty opinion of something that someone might otherwise totally love. I understand that Steel Panther is not for everyone, but neither is your worthless opinion. So shut the fuck up and go listen to your Vanilla Ice cassette by yourself again.
—— man I’m glad I got that off my chest! By the way, dumb cunt, our record is kicking ass on the billboard charts as well as iTunes! So I have but two words for you……MA HA!!